I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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