When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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