Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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