just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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