paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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