Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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