ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
