I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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