just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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