She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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