I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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