He is an equal opportunity slut.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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