I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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