Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
