a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
