What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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