the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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