people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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