Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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