that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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