that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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