I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize
