i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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