How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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