You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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