I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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