I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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