READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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