I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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