she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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