Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Sorry about my life...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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