yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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