officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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