Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
COCAINE IS GR8
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