How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
