Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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