scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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