Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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