we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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