chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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