I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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