Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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