Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you win again, gameday.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Randomize
