I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
