who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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