I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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