He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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