FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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