I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
