It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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