But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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